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Hi! I'm Beth.

I was born in the year of the Rooster, on the day of all souls 'dia de los muertos'also known as the day of the dead. The sun was in Scorpio, the moon in Capricorn, and Cancer was rising.

I am a tempest
I am a maelstrom
I am a tidal wave
I am calm clear waters
*but only on Thursdays*
I am the Beth

so basically Im a 24 year old from Indianapolis, though currently confined to my hometown of Greenfield. Im alot of things, A MOMMY!!!! a Juggalette!!! (MCL) a legal pagan minister, a gaming nerd, an artist, a writer, a musician, a former candykid raver as well as a former fat chick....and now they call me a hippie. oh well. Im just me, trying to be comfortable in my skin. and for once in my life.... I am.

oh yeah I dont bite unless provoked, so feel free to get in touch with me...Im always on the lookout for new and interesting people to talk to

so enjoy the sneak peek into the labrynth that is my mind...

LiveJournal Trading Cards Free Account Edition shrrlygrrl User Number: 913623 Date Created:2003-2-21 Number of Posts: 72 Shrrlygrrl is a strange one. She is one of those people your mother warned you about... oh, she didn't? Well she should have!! Shrrlygrrl defies most descriptions, but 3.14159 out of 5 people agree she is probably a human female. She is a reformed party child with a daring sense of style, which some may or may not find offensive and/or scary. She is a mainly nocturnal creature, though she does venture out in the daylight. She enjoys spider watching and waking up the neighbors on a regular basis. She has spawned once, and her child is her life. Luckily, her child came out completly human. Strengths: What can I say, Shrrlygrrl is a treasure. She is very loyal to her friends and family. She is smart and witty. She has an off kilter sense of humor that can best be described as 'WTF?!?' Though surrounded by rednecks, she has retained the ability to speak english fluently. She also has wonderful taste in music, though "normal" people disagree. Weaknesses: When provoked, Shrrlygrrl can be most wicked. She can find that one little chink in a foe's psychological armor and poke it repeatedly. Easily distracted by bright shiney objects. She doesnt play well with others, and when she does - well, its best we dont discuss that. She can be easily swayed by the promise of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Also, she is extremely irratable when awoken, and tends to throw things at who or whatever woke her up. She goes through many alarm clocks. Special Skills: Able to make two bottles with a single hand, All Seeing, All Knowing (eventually) and All Powerful (when the mood strikes), she can guide Frogger through the traffic with ease. Pong champion and Role Playing Geek Extrodinairre, she also can do a keg stand and still remain quite dignified. Able to down 3 shots in a row in 2.7 seconds. Able to smoke Tommy Chong under the table in Amsterdam. Weapons: Confuzzle Long Range Gaze Attack - dc12 opponant is rendered speechless for 2d6 minutes. Bite Attack - grapple check dc10 damage d6(18-20x3). Poke of Death Touch Attack - dc16 damage 6d10x2 and she keeps your soul in a little box beside her bed. Astrological Signs : She is a Scorpio, born in the year of the Rooster. She is ruled by the planets Mars and Pluto, and the Element of Water.

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Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking on the candy store! It is Shrrlygrrl, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a gutteral bellow, her voice cometh: "I'm going to smack you like a wrecking ball, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"

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